OMG OMG OMG... MY DAYS SUCKS.. stupid stupid stupid... can u image what happen ma? bet u never even ever think about it. I went driving that day, wtf, my car crash into other car.. kaoz... I paid so much money so the person wun report this accident. Than next, my bicycle got stolen for the 5th time. WTF LA... sigh! lose every thing liao. sigh! At least i got confirm in my job. Aww, dun really like it also. Haha! sigh! back to maple liao.. Chief bandit here i come. Whahah!

The old man says:"when you are down, you are down!"

Been down and depress for a moment, i had decided to lock up my blog for the time being. Well, it's reopen again! Haha! Feel so much better liao. Today i read my old email and for this joke and i wanted to share with anyone who decided to took a peek on my blog agian!
The best joke awardThis is a "BEST JOKE" award winner in UKOne Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over tohim, and asks for his autograph.Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says" You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here." The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed yourPearl Harbor, it was the Japanese"."Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank theTitanic, my forefathers were on that ship."Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition inBritain.

Isn't this joke funny? Haha! Life sometimes are full of ******... Haha! anyway back to work. Cya!

The old man says:"Happiness are the best cure for almost everything!"